If there’s one thing that Pretty Little Liars has taught us, it’s to never trust a pretty girl with an ugly secret — especially if that girl happens to be named Alison DiLaurentis!
However, as much as we fear what Rosewood’s ultimate queen bee is capable of, we do admit that she has a way with words. She constantly regales us with her dark wit and unsettling sense of humor! So, in honor of Sara Shepard’s special prequel novel, Ali’s Pretty Little Lies, and the sassiest PLL character in existence, we’ve rounded up our favorite Ali D. quips and comebacks from the books. Check them out below!
- “You’re not welcome here, bitch.”
- “We should give him a taste of his own medicine.”
- “The only way someone is going to get it from me is if they kill me first.”
- “Because. If anything, I’m the princess.”
- “Imogen’s looking awfully fat — she should hope she’s pregnant.”
- “You know my mom, Em. She’s more anal than Spencer.”
- “You know what, girls? I think this is the Summer of Ali. The Summer of All of Us. I can just feel it. Can’t you?”
- “I’m going to have my own show. I’ll be a smarter, cuter Paris Hilton.”
Order your copy of Ali’s Pretty Little Lies by Sara Shepard today and uncover the queen bee’s innermost private thoughts!
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you forgot “I’m Ali, and I’m fabulous”
i read that i have all them! (y)
Pretty little liars is the most awesomest book series but they should make the show more like the book i love it anyways though i thought at first tht it was like the books but its not……..<3
I’ve never loved a TV show or books as much as I love Pretty Little Liars. Can’t wait for Season 4!
Tbh… Sometimes I wish that I was Ali…
Yes as a matter of fact they do. They are called debriefing questionnaire’s. Nonetheless, only a percentage of the field personnel are given these to fill out.
I just got that book yesterday lol. love it so far.
Should I read this book after or during when I read all of the other books?