What do you do when there aren’t new Pretty Little Liars Season 3 episodes airing until October 2012? How do you pass the time? Well, aside from reading the books by Sara Shepards, there are plenty of sinister webisodes from the show’s spin-off webseries, Pretty Dirty Secrets, to look forward to each week. Penned by Kyle Bown and Kim Turrisi, these brief yet important eps center on Lucas, Noel, CeCe, Jason, Garrett, and a newcomer named Shana as they prepare for the craziest Halloween bash Rosewood has ever seen. And where there are tricks and treats, there’s drAma — and you betcha bottom dollar that we’re going to be living it up on abcfamily.com to capture it all.
Recap all the highlights from the third webisode entitled, “A VoicemAil,” below”!
Yes, the episode is well under two minutes. However, that doesn’t make the clues plotted throughout the webisode any less important. In fact, it’s A-mazing how much was revealed about the mystery person receiving the voicemail!
First of all, this person appreciates flowers. Bright flowers that are like sunshine in a vase! He/she probably skipped all the way down to the farmer’s market and bought a bunch to put in their little wicker basket. That or pilfered them from someone’s fresh grave. (Because that’s how people roll in Rosewood, yo! Thug life!)
Clue two is revealed. The person travels light with a small wallet (no “big pimping spending cheese” here) and a buttload of keys. What could those open the doors to? We’re scared to find out…Anyhow, someone walks in drops all those on the counter and presses the answering machine. The mystery individual apparently have four new messages. (Popular much?)
Right after the keys and wallet a mystery pot comes into view. Sadly it is not an enchanted pot because this is NOT The Vampire Diaries and the person to whom this belongs is most likely NOT named Bonnie Bennett. (Damn it.) The first message begins rolling: “Yes, hi. This is the Rosewood pharmacy calling. Your prescription is ready for…” The mystery person lacks patience and deletes it before “pickup” is ever uttered. On to the next recording…
A used candle comes into the picture. We originally peg it for a half empty glass of milk but then we peered closer and realized that it wouldn’t make sense without cookies. (True story.) Anyway, the second message begins playing: “Hey, mom. I got our tickets. We fly out the morning of the first. You better get packing.” The voice on the phone sounds an awful lot like Garrett Reynolds. Hmm. Delete!
Seriously, who resides in this place? Because it must smell hella scrumptious with all the candles and incense burning. The third message begins echoing throughout the house: “Hello. Mrs. Reynolds? This is Rosewood cleaners calling. We have your dry cleaning for pickup. It’s been almost three weeks since you dropped it off. We can only hold it for another ten days so…Call us if you…” Deleted! What’s shocking about this voicemail is that the dry cleaners apparently don’t know that a suspected murderer’s mom is in the hospital. Rosewood isn’t that big — in fact, they only seem to have one medical specialist in the whole darn town so we don’t why the cleaners are playing dumb. They probably just want to keep poor Mrs. Reynold’s clothes. And if she dresses anything like Hanna Marin we don’t blame them for trying to cheat the system. Also, important to note: This message is three weeks old meaning that the previous one is even older. So where was Garrett planning on taking his mom? Were they fleeing the country? Who knows with this crazy guy!
Oh — and when the third message gets deleted the culprit reveals herself. Unless the fine fellas of Rosewood have dainty appendages then we’re pretty darn sure that hand belongs to a lady! (Psst. Lady…get a manicure!) On to the next message…
Nothing but heavy breathing. Neighborhood pervert or simply A? Either way it ain’t good, that’s for sure!
Good grief! The heavy breathing won’t end — and it sounds all moist and plain nasty (SHUDDER! It’s basically the equivalent of a Dementor getting his hands on an Apple smartphone and terrorizing a woman with heart conditions.) We get it — you’re weird, unstable, the opposite of sexy. Now please scram! The anonymous message is unnecessarily long and just as we begin to suspect that someone buttdialed Mrs. Reynolds while at the gym slash napping, the panting finally stops. BEEP!
And with that the third webisode ends. Many thanks to Kim Turrisi and Kyle Bown for another suspenseful addition!
So what did you think of Pretty Dirty Secrets: Webisode 3? Post your predictions below and tune in next Tuesday for the third installment of this exciting Pretty Little Liars webseries!