Texts from 'A': The Pretty Little Liars Menace Calls Out Taylor Swift, Prince Harry, & Honey Boo Boo

There’s no denying that Pretty Little Liars‘ most infamous stalker, A, is the eyes and ears of Rosewood! But did you know that the notoriously sassy texter is also all up on the latest worldwide trends, video sensations and fail moments? Here’s A giving his/her unsolicited opinion on Taylor Swift’s wedding crash ways, Honey Boo Boo’s pig glitzy, Prince Harry’s naughty Las Vegas photos, and more late August celebrity scandals!


On Honeyboo bidding farewell to her teacup pig, Glitzy

"Poor Honey Boo Boo. Don't you know that you and Glitzy will be reunited again...when he ends up in the center of your table with an apple stuffed in his mouth? Yum. - A

On Taylor Swift's Wedding Crashing Ways

"Cheers to Taylor for trespassing where she isn't wanted. Maybe, if she plays her stalker cards right, I'll invite her to join the A-team." - A

On Avril Lavigne's Engagement to Nickelback's Chad Kroeger

"I ship Team Chavril -- if only for the mere fact that Avril will pull a Yoko Ono on Nickelback and save the world from any more horrible music. Silver lining, bitches. " - A

On Harry's Naughty Naked Vegas Photos

"Oh, sweet prince -- didn't you know that whipping out the royal jewels would make you the 'butt' of every joke? And that I'd be there to capture the naked truth? - A

What celebrity do you want A to set his/her sights on next? Post below…if you dare!

COMMENTS

  1. kikiw228 Said:

    Hahaha- these are delicious ;-)

  2. PLLADDICTED2693 Said:

    OMG A,seriously?!?! When will you start understanding that what you say has to slap people in the face… for once will you behave? lol ;)

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