Texts from 'A': The Pretty Little Liars Menance Reviews The 2012 MTV Music Video Awards

Without a doubt, Pretty Little Liars‘ most infamous creeper, A, is the eyes and ears of Rosewood! But did you know that the sassy texter is also a pop culture maven at heart? Here’s A giving his/her unsolicited opinion on all the highlights from the 2012 MTV Video Music Awards, including One Direction and Taylor Swift’s live performances, Katy Perry and Rihanna’s interesting friendship, Drake’s acceptance speech, Kevin Hart’s hosting, Nicki Minaj’s and Miley Cyrus’ outfits, and the rampant and annoying crowd surfing attempts!


Aww. How cute. She kissed a girl...and she liked it. Wonder what Diva tastes like? - A

All hail the serpent queen. (I'm talking about Rihanna...and me.) - A

Too bad Kanye didn't try to interrupt Drake's life story speech. I would have done it myself had I not been busy terrorizing Rosewood. - A

Real boy bands drop it like it's hot. Dance, my pretties, dance! - A



Photo Credit: Kevin Winter/Getty Images

Raise your hand if you volunteer as tribute for the A-team. Okay, thank you Gabby Douglas. Don't forget to pick up your black hoodie this weekend. - A

Alice Keys sang about a 'Girl on Fire.' Welcome to the Katniss Everdeen Fan Club. - A

Well, well. Now we know REALLY know who wears the pants in the Conor/Taylor relationship... - A



Photo Credit: Steve Granitz/WireImage

No comment. - A

The tinier the man the shriller the voice. Old Confucius proverb. Now get me Advil chickadees. - A

She's creepy and she's kooky, mysterious and spooky. She's altogether ooky...Need I sing more? - A

Dear P!nk, Lips are meant for kissing and keeping secrets. Let them out of the house without pants again and I'll seal them for good. - A

I like to play with dolls. But this is one Barbie bitch I wouldn't approach with a ten foot pole... - A

Attention attention. For all those still looking for Waldo, I have located her....er....him. - A



Photo Credit: Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic)

Apparently Lil Wayne didn't get the memo that nobody wants to touch his flat butt. - A



Photo Credit: Christopher Polk/Getty Images

Ha! Here's a snapshot of Kevin Hart fleeing from me during the show. Good times. - A

What was your favorite and lease favorite moment from the 2012 MTV Video Music Awards? Fess up in the comments!

COMMENTS

  1. Naomi Said:

    I loved all the moments from the 2012 VMAs! It was amazing! :D

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