Top Pretty Little Liars Quotes: Alison DiLaurentis Edition

Sasha Pieterse as Alison DiLaurentis on Pretty Little Liars

Sasha Pieterse as Alison DiLaurentis on Pretty Little Liars. Photo Credit: ABC Family

In honor of the Pretty Little Liars Halloween episode and its focus on Alison DiLaurentis, we’re celebrating with a list of our the five best Alison quotes!

Check out the crème de la crème of Ali D. quotes below:

1. You think the truth is this big shiny disco ball of purity then go ahead and try it. See what it gets you. Telling the truth to the wrong person at the wrong time is how I ended up where I did. Take it from me you’re always better off with a really good lie.” – What’s up with the bell-bottomed, big-haired hippie talk? Welcome to the new millennium, Ali! Seventies disco era references aside, Alison does raise a good point when visiting Hanna in the hospital (after the whole hit-and-run scare). Don’t go poking your nose in a psychopath’s biznatch, girl!

2. You know, I really should do something about A. That bitch is genuinely getting on my nerves.” Hear hear! Usually, Alison’s vicious comments scare us but if she’s ready to go after A’s evil ass, we’re all on board. Adios, high text messaging bills and welcome back, sanity!

3.It’s a stink bomb, for god sakes! We’re not nuking the place.” – We’re guessing Alison never was a stink bomb victim because those things reek! It’s as though someone combined horse manure, spoiled milk and vomit and decided to brand a perfume for hell demons. And, in an ironic twist of events, Alison did pretty much blow up Toby’s garage…and ended up blinding Jenna! No big deal though, right?

4.When I hide something, it stays hidden…until I want it found.” Word of advice? Never lend your hottest pair of heels to Alison DiLaurentis because you’ll probably never see them again. The bitch hides everything!

5.It’s a nice haul, right? All one of a kind and all mine…just like you guys.” – How sweet! You can always tell a friendship is healthy when one friend claims ownership (aka known as a “pet” in other parts of the world.) It’s as though the Liars are her personal puppets as she’s their ventriloquist. (Sorry. We had to go for that nightmarish image…Alison likes keepin’ it creep-A!)

There are tons more Ali D. quotes where that came from but we chose her most vicious and passive aggressive ones.This Pretty Little Liars queen bee certainly does not beat around the bush slash have a verbal filter!

So, which Alison DiLaurentis quote from the Pretty Little Liars season 1 – 2 is your absolute favorite? Tell us in the comments and/or chat about it in the Pretty Little Liars lounge!

*And don’t forget to tune in for the highly anticipated Pretty Little Liars Halloween event tonight at 8/7 c on ABC Family!*


  1. Nina Said:

    I loved the first one the best! <3 YOU ROCK ALISON!!!!!

  2. Olivia Said:

    I love the first and fourth quote!! Alison you are Awesome!!

  3. 16kelsey Said:

    I absolutly love the first one!

  4. iloverueforever Said:

    I like the fourth quote :D

  5. younglecie Said:

    first one

  6. nancymckeonfan66 Said:

    !!!! They left out, “It’s not gruesome, it’s immortality, my darlings” that’s definitely one of my favorites.

  7. Leslie Alagna Said:

    Alison is the best and the most pretty girl in the show but i cant belive that she red coat!!

  8. a is on the way Said:

    i love the first quote but thats exactly right alison told me the truth she was lyimg about to all of u and her friends spencer, aria, hannah, and emily . but as i all ways say i know every thing. mwah, mwah, <3 yah bye. – A

  9. Faith Said:

    On of my favs is “It’s immortality my darlings.” From her…

  10. crista Said:

    PLL fans

  11. Cassandra Said:

    ok um i dont think alison is redcoat because the season premire of season 4 last night showed jenna had a burn on her arm and if you dont remember the night when emily was druged she saw jenna in a red coat. There was a blonde wig in -A’s layer too. jenna and ali did look alike so im not really sure but my theory is jenna is redcoat. oh and alison didnt die it was her twin courtney, the girls didnt know alison they knew courtney. courtney liked to act like she was alison and courtney traded ali’s bestfriend for emily aria spencer and hanna. ali was so mad that she killed courtney.

  12. Sierra Said:

    “You didn’t know me when you knew me”

  13. Ruth Said:

    Ali, u z best. i really like “its immortality my darlings”. and i will never belive that u died. we don’t get deceased, right?

  14. Nadia Said:

    My fav quote isn’t here. It is :”That’s immortality my darlings.”

    That quote just blew me away. Alison is fuckin boss.

  15. EmisonLover Said:

    My favorite is “It’s immortality, my darlings.” None the less, I love Alison, and I’m glad that she’s alive! It opens up a bunch of new possibilities for us Emison shippers!

  16. Alison Said:

    I love all them

  17. Anonymous Said:

    It’s immortality my darlings – A

  18. deleted Said:

    You think you know me but you don’t – A

  19. Anonymous Said:

    Who cares about my identity? The game is still on, and you are all in it. -A

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